ayla ayls what

wait what

bludgertothehead:

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

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— 2 months ago with 779073 notes
justemoiici:

clannyphantom:

icarly-official:

backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless

looks like we found ourselves a nerd

looks like we found someone capable of basic math

justemoiici:

clannyphantom:

icarly-official:

backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless

looks like we found ourselves a nerd

looks like we found someone capable of basic math

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— 3 months ago with 278970 notes
When TRXYE is released and I go back to school: →

fandoms-are-love-troyler-is-life:

*earbuds in during class*

Teacher: Excuse me what is so important that you are listening to that is disrupting class time

Me: Oh I’m just listening to TRXYE by Troye Sivan now available for purchase on itunes and loved by every radio station if you want the TRXYE sweatshirt as currently being…

— 3 months ago with 535 notes

mememaster:

fyeah-i-like-dat:

situations where smartphones become useless

There’s an emergency call button on the bottom left of the screen.

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— 3 months ago with 157831 notes
tyleroakleyismyqueen:

tyleroakley:

Check out this incredible drawing by @colour_me_creative… I’m literally in AWE. Y’all SLAY me.

i think that is my fave one i’ve ever seen

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

tyleroakley:

Check out this incredible drawing by @colour_me_creative… I’m literally in AWE. Y’all SLAY me.

i think that is my fave one i’ve ever seen

— 3 months ago with 9009 notes

punksivan:

what do you mean im not punk rock i have piercings i got my ears pierced when i was 3

— 3 months ago with 22 notes

lohanthony:

HOYLDR LFGHDFGIHDK FUCCCKCK GOD BLESS WHOEVER DID THDISOIFDJSFG

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— 3 months ago with 21778 notes
cartoonpolitics:

"Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself ‘Pro-Life.’ " .. (John Fugelsang)

cartoonpolitics:

"Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself ‘Pro-Life.’ " .. (John Fugelsang)

(via pineapples-and-vodka)

— 3 months ago with 14582 notes

yofuu:

When commercials try to be “hip”
image

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— 3 months ago with 96162 notes

liquor-inthe-front:

Single Woman’s Title = Miss
Married Woman’s Title = Mrs.
Unknown Woman’s Title = Ms.

Married Man’s Title = Mr.
Single Man’s Title = Mr.
Unknown Man’s Title = Mr.

Because a woman only has status if she is married

think about it.
add an apostrophe to Mrs = Mr’s.
think about it.

and then go throw up.

(via pineapples-and-vodka)

— 3 months ago with 105886 notes